trials and tribulations of "the most wonderful experience of your life"

I am soooooo ready to deliver "the package", between her kicking my innards into pulp and worrying over peeing because I laugh, cough, or bend over for goodness sake I can't take it anymore!! It actually happened the other night, I had a coughing fit (because of the cold I caught from my germ harboring 5 year old, hand sanitizer has never had such a valued customer, but that's a story for another day) and you probably guessed it, I totally peed my pants. Not my proudest moment but thankfully I was in the comfort of my own home. I relayed the story to my husband whom then (I'm sure) nearly peed his pants laughing at my misfortunes. I just want to say WTF to all the women who think pregnancy was soo great and beautiful an experience. They must have never peed themselves eh?